Caption Contest #13

Sorrowfly, she closed the door on him as she realized that his illegible mumbles were not out of love but that Boba was merely drunk.

*Memorizing book* "Roses are red, violets are blue...Roses are---oh poodoo--is that a hummingbird? Great. The first time I put away my rifle..."

This is the last time I ever make a bet at that sleezy cantina...and it just HAD to be Jabba's palace.

*Poof!*...That is the last time I volunteer for a magic trick.

fett: sarrlac will you marr... sarlacc: gulp! yum bounty hunter my favorite. Hey what are you doing in their... owch! mommy help.

Hi uhh Leia, can we go now? Your dad is giving me those "you're not real, you're just a clone" looks again, and personally it really lowers my self esteem...

Leia: Aaaawww! Boba, that's so sweet! :D

IMPERIAL GUARDS ARE RED, SKYWALKERS OLD LIGHTSABER WAS BLUE,
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GO OUT WITH ME OR I'LL BLAST A HOLE IN YOU !

He had flowers, he had love poems, he had a reservation at a fancy resturant, now if only Boba had someone to go out with...

All of a sudden, Boba realized the impact this date could have on his bachelor ifestyle.