Boba: (thinking) I wonder how old Jabba is? He is quite old.
Jabba: I am turning 604 next week. Go get me a wife.
Boba: As you wish you fat slug you.
Jabba: What?!?
Boba: I sad as you wish your Supreme Huttness. Yeah, just that.
Jabba: Good thing I barely understand your language, Fett.
— Boba the Fett of California on 04/11/2006
Caption #406:
Boba: God your ugly! If you didn't pay so good I woulda been outta here before you could say 'Bantha PooDoo'.
— -The Punisher- of California on 04/13/2006
Caption #412:
Jabba: Boba, you really need to find Han Solo.
Boba: I already did.
Jabba: Damn you to Star Wars Hell!
Boba: What is Star Wars?
Jabba: I have no idea. It just sounds cool.
Leia: Losers!
Boba: Shut up!
Jabba: What he said!
— Daniel Logan of California on 04/15/2006
Caption #395:
Jabba: Okay, I may have shot the jedi.
Boba: Luckily Tatooine's Lawless
Jabba: *Giggle* Want to take off his clothes?
Boba: *Chuckle* Yeah, thet'll give the Rancor something to hurl about!
— Oscar Harding of Bristol on 04/12/2006
Caption #452:
"DROID?! Get the mop, the slug just couldn't be helped to get up... Jabba, is that a squirrel? That ain't right..."
--Fett
— Michael Parzych of Brampton, Ontario on 05/08/2006
Caption #448:
Boba: Jabba?
Jabba: Yeah?
Boba: When was the last time you took a shower?
Jabba: What's a shower?
Boba: Uh... TAKE ONE!!!!
— Joshua of Blaine, TN on 05/06/2006
Caption #439:
Boba?
Yes?
Be careful where you shoot.
— Ryan Yarnoff of Alexandria, VA on 04/30/2006
Caption #364:
Damn, I feel sorry for Oola
— Darth Fett on 03/29/2006
Caption #369:
Jabba: Mmmm, give me your cape, my mouth needs a wiping.
Boba: As you wish...
Jabba: Boba, you really need to find Han Solo.
