Jabba: Boba.
Boba: Yes?
Jabba: Now presenting on stage live, Boba the Hutt and Jabba Fett, two people from a planet called Earth.
Boba: Whatever.
— Misty Skywalker on 04/20/2006
Caption #425:
Boba: Soooo...you sure you don't need like a...napkin or something?
Jabba: No, I'm good.
Boba: Really, cause you got a little...
Jabba: Really, man, it's cool.
Boba: Really? Cause I got one right here if you need it or anything...wipe off that mouth, you know.
Jabba: It's all good. Trust me...
— miss fett on 04/23/2006
Caption #409:
Boba from behind a door: Good thing I put that dummie next to Jabba, I would probably die from those fumes!
— draco fett on 04/14/2006
Caption #410:
jabba: "i like pie"
boba: "i like it too"
— boby on 04/14/2006
Caption #454:
Boba: Do you have a body like THIS? Do you wish that you were skinnier and better looking? Well, now it's possible!
Jabba: Tell us how!
Boba: With our new Bo-baflex system, you can work all that extra slimy fat away in no time!
Jabba: How much does this amazing product cost?
Boba: Only $19.95 plus shipping and handling!
Jabba: So order your's today, or I'll feed you to my rancor!
— Nagawaki Sakai on 05/10/2006
Caption #439:
Boba?
Yes?
Be careful where you shoot.
— Ryan Yarnoff of Alexandria, VA on 04/30/2006
Caption #448:
Boba: Jabba?
Jabba: Yeah?
Boba: When was the last time you took a shower?
Jabba: What's a shower?
Boba: Uh... TAKE ONE!!!!
— Joshua of Blaine, TN on 05/06/2006
Caption #452:
"DROID?! Get the mop, the slug just couldn't be helped to get up... Jabba, is that a squirrel? That ain't right..."
--Fett
— Michael Parzych of Brampton, Ontario on 05/08/2006
Caption #395:
Jabba: Okay, I may have shot the jedi.
Boba: Luckily Tatooine's Lawless
Jabba: *Giggle* Want to take off his clothes?
Boba: *Chuckle* Yeah, thet'll give the Rancor something to hurl about!