Index

Boba Fett Quotes

Updated 23 October 2007.

Newsradio

"Presence" - Jimmy loses Bill in a poker game. Lisa competes in Jimmy's place to win him back. Joe uses a hidden camera inside a Boba Fett action figure to keep up with the action. Episode written by Alan J. Higgins and Josh Lieb and directed by Lee Shallat Chemel. When someone asks what it is, they are told "Boba Fett," and Dave explains "He's the intergalactic bounty hunter who traced Han Solo to the cloud city of Bespin..." In the end credits, Boba Fett was provided by "J.T. Hutt."

NOTE: Creator Paul Simms: "Many of the writers, myself included, are big Star Wars fans. Josh Lieb, the co-executive producer who is watching me type this, wants me to point out that he is not a Star Wars fan, because he is stupid. Anyway, that's why we wanted to use Boba Fett, and we were actually shocked that the LucasFilm people allowed us to do it."

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Family Guy

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"Hey, what are you doing with my Star Wars glass?"
"Illustrating a point. Peter, when Han Solo took the Millennium Falcon to Cloud City, he learned that Lando Calrissian had turned control of the station over to Darth Vader. Lando had forgotten who he was. It was only after Han was frozen in carbonite and taken by Boba Fett to Jabba's palace that Lando remembered who he was. Look at yourself Peter. You're not a Rhode Island millionaire, I created you. In a way, I am your father!"
"No, that's not true. That's impossible!"

Lois (Peter's Wife): Honey, I thought I asked you to fix the facet in the bathroom.
Peter: I did.
Lois: No you didn't, it's still dripping.
Peter: I will bet you all of my Star Wars guys that I did. Wait, except Boba Fett. No matter what the stakes are, I never risk the Fett guy.

Peter: "Hey o' bean...hey, what are you doing with my Star Wars Glass?"
Brian: "Illustrating a point, Peter, when Han Solo took Millennium Falcon into Cloud City, he found that Lando had turned control of the city over to Darth Vader, Lando forgot who he was , it' was only after then that Han was frozen and taken by Boba Fett to Jabba's Palace, he was able to see his error of his ways. Peter, look inside of you, your not a Newport Millionaire, I created you, in a way, I http://users.cs.cf.ac.uk/T.A.Jackson/images/wallpapers/UndergradsOne.jpgam your father."
Peter: "That's not true, that impossible!"
Brian: "Damn it peter snap out of it!"
Peter: "NOOOOOOO!!!"

Peter: "Oh my god, if it is I swear I'll give you all my Star Wars guys! Wait, except for Boba Fett. No matter how sure I am, I never risk the Fett man."

Peter imagines three baby birds that start living on him to be his children, until he reaches the last baby bird and forgets what his daughter Meg looks like so he just invisions Boba Fett's helmet as the bird's face.

That 70's Show

In a recent season's episode, Eric makes a reference to Boba Fett.

Saturday Night Live

April 13, 2002 Episode. "Adobe Photoshop! I also have one of my head on Boba Fett's body, it's awesome." - 'Chris Matthews,' host of Hardball.

Undergrads

July 29, 2001 Episode. A computer screen lights up with the image of two Boba Fett's holding up blaster rifles with "For Sale" attached to each of them.